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\begin{document}

Sherlock Holmes and Dr.\ Watson went on a camping trip. As they lay
down for the night, Holmes said: ``Watson, look up into the sky and
tell me what you see''.

Watson said, ``I see millions and millions of stars''.

Holmes asked again, ``And what does that tell you?''.

Watson thought a moment and replied, ``Astronomically, it tells me that
there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets.
Theologically, it tells me that God is great and that we are small and
insignificant''. Another moment went by and Watson continued, ``And of
course, meteorologically, it tells me that we will have a beautiful day
tomorrow. What does it tell you, Holmes?''.

Holmes: ``I believe someone has stolen our tent''.

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