% notice.tex
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% Fun notice.
%
% Text: John Crequer.
% Typesetting: Volker Kuhlmann, 15 Sep 1995, 21 Nov 1996.
% Typeset with LaTeX 2e.
%


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% and takes care of TeX's 1in/1in origin offset.
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\begin{center}
\Huge
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\textbf{\textsc{%
	Notice%
}}
\end{center}
\vspace{3mm}

\Large
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You may notice, 
after noticing this notice, 
that this notice was hardly worth noticing.

\Huge  % prevent font size warning at \end{document}
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